Patience: "Do yon enjoy going to ihe theatre?" Patrice: "No. I can't fay that I do; tho cars nrc so frightfully crowded don't you know? But T always enjoy it after i set thorn." "Cheer'up," some one said to Brother Dickey. "The rain falls alike on tho just and the unjust." "Yes," lie said, "but dc -unjost is alius got a umbreller, an' do just man Gits.do soakin'." Ho took hot whisky, gin and rum, To euro a nasty cold! . _ His homo was Pandemonium X'or weeks and weeks I'm told; Ho made a fearsome hullabaloo, And smashed the furniture! But now he's well (and sober, too) Through Woods' Great Peppermint Cure.—Adit. ■ ■ 21
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1015, 3 January 1911, Page 8
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112Page 8 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1015, 3 January 1911, Page 8
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