"Sec here," indignantly exclaimed tho pompons little man,-"did you tell Blank that I couldn't-tell the truth if I tried? "No,'sir," replied the big man, "I never told him anything of the kind."'That s . all right, then," rejoined the little "I . didn't believe it when I heard it." "On the contrary," continued the big fellow, "I-told Blank that I thought you, might bo able to tell the truth if yon X tried, but I didn't believe you had evct ( tried." Iharo vras a young man named J. Vance, ■' Who wanted to go to a danco, Cut a corn wouldn't let him, 1 Withptiin it bosot him, Till PROGANDRA his chanco did . onhanco. BARRACLOUGH'S PROGANDRA FOB CORNS, 1». "Do you find that it is costing you mors .. to lire*than it used to?" "No, riot more ' ' to live, but more to keep .from being eclipsed-by my foolish neighbours." • A teacher was trying ,to explain the , • dangers of overwork to one of tho smaller..." pupils. -"Now, Tommy," she pursued,,-, .. "if your father were busy all day; and - , said he would have to go back to .the-. . office at night, what would he bo doing ?". . , "That's ; :what ina wants'to know." ' - :
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1013, 31 December 1910, Page 10
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195Page 10 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1013, 31 December 1910, Page 10
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