"This is the fourth time you have' •asked me to'marry you,'' said the goodlooking girl, resentfully.- "I am t sure I liavo never encouraged you. - I dont know about -that," replied the serious vonns man. ."You're the only , girl fciura- who doesn't laugh when I proposo to her." ' ... The wise slisep will dodge the shearing, and will not rely solely on the tempering of the wind. . . Bystander (sarcastically, to last man in Marathon race) —"Here, move on there, Ycr obstructin' the traffic." Bo a man a favour onoe and he may bfl. grateful; do him several'favours and 1.0, will think you owe them to, hira. 1 He—'Do the Browns give much to charity ?" She—"Oh, yes; thnr board many of their relatives lwarly all summer." Bridget—"An* did th' docther say yea. had' any pronounced dis'ase?" Pat— "Share an' ho did. but, begorrah, Oi' couldii't. pronounce it!" "Wilfred, why did you stick so closclj to (hat Wall Street speculator when you went in bathing?" "Becauso I knew if trouble happened he could float any thing." : - '
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1013, 31 December 1910, Page 6
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173Page 6 Advertisements Column 5 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1013, 31 December 1910, Page 6
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