Tho death has taken placo at Boness, ■ at a ripe old age, of .tho, famous Firth i of Forth pilot Beaton, whose grandfather i was one of those.who claimed to havo : rowed Nelson ashore after the battlo of the Nile. . , Customer (somewhat-surprised)—"l say, ' waiter, are you responsible for what this ' parrot says?" Waiter (in' a whisper)— ' "Oh, no, sir! I. didn't teach 'im—'e get's that langwidge from; the,customers.' It's surprisin' wot'a. bit of'tough steak'll bring-forth." ....'I .',■;: ■ : , 'For-Influenza. .takoJ.Woods' .Great .'.' ' .. Peppermint :Curei;Never-'- ! f ails, Is, Gd„ j . 2a. fid.—Advt; .-; :"." ' ' •-.' ' ' ' '
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 998, 13 December 1910, Page 6
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88Page 6 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 998, 13 December 1910, Page 6
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