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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 941, 7 October 1910, Page 9

', Old lady: "I should like a;ticket for, thetrain?". Ticket collector (who thinks he..will 'make a joke); "Yes'm,'will"'you' ; go in.the passenger train or in the cattle ' train?"; "Lady: 'TVell,. if' you...are-: -a- .' •specimen of -what Jshall.find in.the\passenger; tr,ain give.-ine a'ticket for the' cattle-traiu, by all'means." ;; '..:'■ Amateur farmer:' "Whyi yes;:l•reckon . on. raising enough :to:supply my. table/ < and if there's'any'over. I'll send it to the , market." Isn't .that:-what".you do?".'. Pr- ; fessional farmer: "Waal," no,/not.exactly. , I reckon on raising enough" to send to : market, an' if there's any over I supply ': my table,"" '■■'■'.'::■■■■ ■ .• .. ,•'.' \y, !'•■.Clara: "Jack intends 'to'have all'his own way when we are married." Clara's -mamma: "Then- why do: you 1 . want / to marry him?" Clara: "To: relieve his nivnd'of a false .impression.''' .... ';,"

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