Fond Mother: "What are you crying for, Elsie?" Elsie: "We are playing at weddings, and Reggie threw rice all over me." "Oh, you mustn't cry for that; it's to bring good luck to the bride." "But what Reggie ; used—(sobs)—was pudding." An "Old Maid" fell from the "Bridge" down below, And the river's cold waters soon kissed; Though rescued sho was in condition ■ "Solo," That all crept about . the houso, "Whist!" . ' ' ' "■ But after a "Nap" sho cried, in tones sure, "I'll not provide doctors more, lucre, I'll 'Beggar ray neighbour,' 6ome Peppermint Cure, And this beastly old chill I will 'Euchre'!"-Advt, 23,
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 913, 5 September 1910, Page 11
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101Page 11 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 913, 5 September 1910, Page 11
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