"Editors demand stories that end hap. pily. Perhaps that accounts for youi lack of success." "Possibly," replied the young author, with" a rather sickly smilfi. "AH mine have a sad ending" they go into the waste-paper basket.'* Though one man swears by lemonade, When it is fifteen in the shade, Another may prefer his beer, And think the first man's taste, is <jnoei Though one may stick to water pnve; Another patronise the brewer; Both will, of course, perforce endorse The worth of Woods' Great Peppermint Cure.-Advt. . S "Call that kindness?" said a man io righteous indignation, speaking of as absent acquaintance; .".i man who iaaway from his family, and never sands thorn » farthing*" "Yes," was the ready reply; "unremitting kindness." The Magistrate: "Who was prieont when the prisoner knocked you down?"— The Victim:■ "I was, your. Honour."
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 881, 29 July 1910, Page 2
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138Page 2 Advertisements Column 6 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 881, 29 July 1910, Page 2
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