"Why doesn't the policeman pny his' fiivc?"" inquired the old gentleman on the twopenny tram, observing that no money passed between the constable and the tomlm-tor. "Well, you know, sir," explained the conductor, "yon can't get twopence out' of u copper. , ' In summer, when the bat is out, A good catch is the ball; Well stopped! we hear the people shout; ' Well stopped! cry one and all. In winter when bleak winds endure ■\ bad catch is a cold; Well stopped! with Woods' Great Peppermint Cure! Well stopped! cry yoang and old. —Advt. 1
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 820, 18 May 1910, Page 2
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93Page 2 Advertisements Column 7 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 820, 18 May 1910, Page 2
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