Madge: Hsros. a spne of mistletoe, dear:" Phjllis: "Oh, thanks awfully J but' are yon sure you oan' spare it?" Madgo: "Oh,* X don't need it!" ' ; Site: ""Why are all vessels'spoken of as 'she'? . Ifs. becanas' they all '• glide' gracefully;-isn't it?" He: "No. It's because their, rigging costs so much." ■ Mistress:. "Now, remember, cook, th« Joneses. are ooming for • dinner." C<y>k: "Leavo it to nva,. mum, I'll do me worst Tiey'llnerer trouble yei agaia." 7
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 803, 28 April 1910, Page 5
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75Page 5 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 803, 28 April 1910, Page 5
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