He—- ,r Wh«n shall we get married?" She—"Oh, John, why do you take our engagement so seriously.-"' . ■ "So he praised my singing?" "Yes; he saH it was heavenly." "Really?" "Wen, something like that. He said it was unearthly." Mike—"Have you heard the latest news?" Pat—"No, what is it?" /"Hero's a penny off the loaf." "Bedad, end I hope it is off the penny ones." Booney —"Where did ye gitth' black eye, Mike?" Clancy— "Why, Tim Man's just back from him honeymoon —and 'twas mo' advised Thn t' git married." . "What is the idea of calling a consultation of physicians?" "Oh, that's when tho doctor who originally, took the case can't think of any more excuses to give the family." For Chronic Chest Complaints, Woods' Groat Peppermint Cure, K 6d., 2a. fid.— AM. '
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 788, 11 April 1910, Page 5
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132Page 5 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 788, 11 April 1910, Page 5
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