_ '.'ls Mike Clancy here ?'.' asked the visitor to the quarry after the prema--ture explosiou. "No, sir," replied Cos-' tigan, "he's gone." - "For ■ good?". "Well, sir, he went in that i direoi tion." ~ Mrs. Johnston: "Oh, professor,' I wonder, what I, could do to improve -my daughter's.voice?" Distinguished pro- : lessor of music: "Well,-! am.sure I do not know, unless you try feeding her ba canary seed." ''.':...'■'. _ A man applied at the factory for a job. Amongst other questions, the foreman, asked .him why, he. left his last" place. "Well," ho replied, "they asked me to please leave, and I didn't .like to refuso thein." ' He: "What would you say, darling, if I told,you that you can never ba' mine?" She: "I should say, pet, that Ive got a nice bundle of your-letters that would help to make it expensive, to you." '.
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 736, 8 April 1910, Page 9
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140Untitled Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 736, 8 April 1910, Page 9
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