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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 784, 6 April 1910, Page 5

.Publican: "And how do you liko being married, John?" John: "Don't like it at all." Publican: "Why, what's the matter with her, John?" John: "Well, first thing in tlio. morning it's money; when I goes homo to my dinner it's money again; and at supper it's the same. Nothing but money, money, money." Publican: "Well, I neverl What do she do with all that money?" John: "I dunno. I ain't gavo her any yot." A man carrying a looking-glass said to a newsboy; "Come hero and look into this glass, and you will soo a donkey." "How did you find that out?" fotortcd the boy. If the British pcoplo over go down— and I don't think they will—it will not be because of their, lack of lighting capacity, or of endurance; it will bo because they have not rapidly enough adapted themselves' to the altered, conditions of the age, where, moro and moro, brain.is overhauling brawn.-—Dr, Macnamara. j For Children's Hucking Cough at night, • Woods' Great Peppermint Cure, Is. 6d., 2s. GiL-Advt. i