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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 746, 19 February 1910, Page 5

FACTS FOB AIESHIP ENTHUSIASTS. Never go flying without taking the following precautions.—First, see that yon have your lights burning brightly the same' as the Invader in: Prohibition I<and, had, viz., one bright light in front and one in rear. ;■ The one in front to keep the stars and. other .things out of the way, The rear light to keep flies, mosqmtos,' etc., away from the steering apparatus. Secondly,' when descending to the earth choose the softest ■-.possible placo to fall (the sea for preference), as you can create an impression on the sea, but the earth will only create an impression on yon. In case you happen to hit tho earth, have a tin of Bed Cross Ointment in you pocket, in order that you' may repair the damage wrought on your body through coming in contact with a harder substance.' It will ouro you every time will tako all the* blue-and-black ■'■ dls? figuremeuta away, so that: the next day you will be able to start afreiah, either on the airship or.back at your work, whiohever alternative is the more cogenial. You can buy a tin of Bed Cross Ointment from your dhemiet, or 'grocer, for Is. fid. Bemember, as surely as you requiro wings to fly,' just as certainly you .require BED CEOSS OINTMENT when you fall. See display at Johnston's Chemist, Cuba Street.—Advt. ;1

OVERHEARD IN RAILWAY CAE. RIAOB AT PALMERSTON. Mrs. C.—"My Dear! I had such a lovoly Afternoon Tea at 'DustinV in The Square. It was worth going up town for." Mr. C. (very cross: "You might have brought some for mej but, noTai mind, we'll both go to 'Dustin V in VVanganui,"—idrt.