' Judge: "Have you boon nrroslod before ? Prisonor: No, eir." ■ Judgo: "Are you certain?" Prisonor; "I am, sir." Judge: "Your fnco'looks ddnidodly familiar. Whore have I soon it beforof" Prisonor: "I'm tho bar-tender in tho saloon across tho way, sir." There was a poor man up at Cairns, Who possessed but a wifo and twelve bairns; Whoso wheezing and snoozing was so far from ploasing, That it gavo him Eomo awful bad turns. In tho midst of his teniblo plight, 'Midst tho coughing and barking at night ITo found a friend sure in Woods' Peppermint Cure, That soon put Ms family all right. 23 I am prepared to refuse everything to a suffrage Eocioty that does not know that men's dinners ate tho real to&son of woman'e enslavement—Mr. Bernard Shaw.,
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 720, 20 January 1910, Page 9
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129Page 9 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 720, 20 January 1910, Page 9
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