Mrs. llonham—"What is the difforenco botweon a visit,and u visitation?" Bonham—"A visitation, -judging by tho spelling, is longer than a visit, . and so I shoujd say that when your : m6ther domes to see us it is a visitation." The'other day. a teacher in a . school showed V.'little "girl "a picture of a fan,, and' asked Her 'what it was. The little-girl didn't abpear to know. "What does: your mother do to keep cool in hot weather f" asked the teacher. "Drinks beer!" was the prompt reply.
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 698, 24 December 1909, Page 12
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86Untitled Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 698, 24 December 1909, Page 12
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