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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 698, 24 December 1909, Page 5

i Judge Emden thinks that tho way peoplo ,: speak to-day :is;.quite tsbocking. ■ "He remarked at Lambeth County Court that in spite of education people speak worse than ever. "They . don't f seem --.to - teach'-.- people : to speak—every- . ■ - thing .but. ,that : --'iti()y -teacii .them tt) play - tuo ' . - . .piano,; and aU sorts,of- things. -Day atter dayi .day - long, ; I-ain- 'asking. people to -malte themselves. heard: and, not only that,, but : '. tO'Speak-so thafc thoyc&n .bo;understood.' Really. ... thoy. might bo speaking in foreign languages. -' :. A - National vLeagnQ jof; Young - Liberals. is " makiEg.- si>ecial:arrangements ;■ for : the cclebra- . ■ on of,the -Gladstone; centenary -on December 29.,!.1t has been decided to place a wreath on - tho. Guid-stoiio StatuG iii London, and the coui.juitteo has suggested ;that the branches of tho =■ A ;;.cp^tyy6ho^d: : al3o>'cbllectivel^ ; .Xheso wreaths are to bo sent to. tho head -office -: 1 'f. tho league on ,tbe previous day. - i ■ Idst yoixr I.'valuabid r do si Mr- Dndley.'' 'He: "Yi'as, in a railc, ', I but the dawg was k)lk-d. She (shockcd): hat ti pity." " ' : "What did you operato on • ;Student:-,;"I; mean, what did '. ■ ho have? Surgeon:.;./. One hnndred pounds." ' H' 1 * sir," said a beggar . tl .P.' ls9er :bj'• . -I.don t know where my , next meal is coming from."'"Either do l/' said '<.addre^d^^ourcook- left ; this morhDoctor (prescribing for old Hodge): "Now, you understand? You must take three or S^' dl0 J?lr of 'b ls hiixtuie, and inhale." Old s?But wJiich do Oi put it in, four or six ale?" < ' • vU I (indignantly) did'ydH .fail to -keep. your, appointinont,with mo thi? evening?" He: to" •v -SJit '-fti- i®staurant. unt)! it was too late/' : .Pardon me/si wasn't awaro you ft.--waiter, ,^'{(:^ '- ■ ' i,^ R -^'°y?:^' loro :' s ' tt :"l{oßUe , B Galiery/' whero tue complete records ,of 150,000 -criminals .ari) y;i.': J'A ■, / - V- ? :.tee,tpfcler if/?.: asked-' tho employer, - inspectmg ,'appHciint -for a placo. "l.uscd -. sir,; replied the opphcant, "but I reMOTOR TYRE REPAIRS. i-.'.?".'-v'-.-;'•>.?■;^*"• ,- • Onr XThlcanising : Eipert (thirty years with :. leading. , English ;■ factory), vundertakes ; all ro-. . piirs-rßetroadingri/.-Relining, ■ Rovnlcanising, ■ : .'-..'.- , ;Onlyi.Uprto;dato.'-Plant south of the line. Any . ; stylo: tread matched. • Cycle and Motor SuppU«s; - Lid.,, Farish, Street; WeUington.—Advt.

:> 15-horso power<"Stuart" Motor: Taxicabs arrlvs per «.s. Turakina; and mil ply for. hire • ■ on the streets of Wellington at an early date. For. frathor particulars, apply ' luglis Bros., . lnghtf iirda., Wellington.'-Adyt.