What is;!the longest word' In the Eftgll&V language?— Smiles, because,there is a mile be-, ; tween th« first and last letter. ; ' . "Ont.of a'job, ehP" i"Yes," replied the,uui .■ employed one. ; "The boss where ! was 6aiq he was losin' ,money on ■ the things I > was makin'." "Is that'soP What was you maldn'f". "Mistakes." . ' ■ ■ Why are the oomplaints of married jxopl# like the wa,yes upon the shore P—Because they are the murmurs of the tied (tide)..: '' . Mrs.VlClubbs. (severely)—"l've been lyinj . awake these three hours waiting for you tr come home." Mr. Klubbs (ruefully)—" And I've been. staying' away three hours,' waiting for you to go to sleep.". 1
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 698, 24 December 1909, Page 14
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104Untitled Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 698, 24 December 1909, Page 14
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