OVERHEARD IN RAILWAY CARRIAGE AT PALMERSTON.
'Mrs. C.,-"My dear! I had such a lovelv Afternoon Tea at 'Dustin's' in tho Square. It WAS worth goinff up town for." Mr. C (very cross): "You might have brought some for mos but, novel- mind, we'll both go to 'DuetinV in Wanganui. —Advt.
"Papa, what ig a safety match r Mr. Henpecked (looking carefully round to see if his villi is within hearing)-' , A safety match, son, is whon a bald-headed man marries on armless woman." m^'iW , Laik. .President of the United Mothodist Church, is in his seventy-second year and has upont ovor fifty ycars-in tho ministry. Yet when eomeono asfed him the other day, . What will you do when your year of office is orer? I suppose you will retire from the active work and take a little rest?" Ms immediate loply was, "No; I shall tako a circuit onil begin again. Mr. Lark is not unaware, either of tho strain of a circuit superintendent's life in those ejecting tim»s.—"Chrittian Worli"
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 697, 23 December 1909, Page 7
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169Page 7 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 697, 23 December 1909, Page 7
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