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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 676, 29 November 1909, Page 4

, Miss '. Smith. (decidedly .plain) :■ "Are you an admirer of beauty, Mr. BrownP" Mr. Brown (inspired by-desire to bo polite): "Really,' Miss Smith, if I did like' beauty—l—er couldn't bo ;ungallant enough to say 60." /At. a: 'recent wedding breakfast,:', says an American; jpaper,; the bachelors . were : called upon to'give, their reasons for . remaining'so. Tho following were among them:—"l am like the frog an the fable, who,' though < he-loved tho water, wctild not -jump into tho ■well because he could not jump out again.". "I am too selfish, :arid<.h6ncst enough to admit it." "I • prefer, on ■ tHo ono hand, liberty, refreshing sleep, the' opera,. midnight suppers, quiet seclusion, dreams, cigars, a bank account; and olub to—on tho. other hand—disturbed rest, cold meat, baby linen, soothing syrup, • rocking horses,: bread- pudding, and empty pockets." , '. : "Have you auy nice fresh farmers' eggs?" inquired a precise old'lady 'at a grocery shop. "No, madam," replied the practical assistant, "but we havo (some vory good hens' eggs." She. took threo to try. ~. . ■'■.•■ . HAIR COLOURING!. Whore nature is exhausted and prematuro greyness sots in, there is nothing for it but fo "uso a reliable : staiu, ■su6h .as KOHORE, Which has the merit of acting' gradually;; and so avoiding the sudden chango in appearance so .repugnant to sensitive natures. It changes rroy or faded' hair' to almost any shade«of brown or'jot black. '.'Highly recommended for' the .perfectly: natural colours, produced. :' : :"Sold jn .two sizes. ' Prices', ss. arid.7s. Gd. ; ,Obtainable from Kirkoaldlo and Stains, Drapers, ' Welling, ton* and all leading Chemists.—Advt. .