It was the occasion of tho annual smoker; \and ono of the company was repeatedly requested to sing. Iu vain ho protested, but they wouldn't tako no. So. ho got ou Iris foot at' lost and said:—" Well, I will sing yer a sons, but. I diniia knaw the beginning. I dinmi knaw the end, and I've forgot tho tune but; I'll .talk the words.'" . ' j A. bright young Kaffir, jiist for'fun, ■-.■ Sneezed down the barrel of a gun; And just' to sco how things would go, ■.& Ho pressed the trigger with his toe. ■//•, A basketful of his remains. ■ . /y.. ■. Was gathered from adjacent plains; ..*'/ ■And now his tribe, you -may bo'.eurp'/ - ' . When they have colds use Woodi , "'<>ppermint .'; ■ Cure.—Adyt.,. .; -.- ■ ■ . 19 :' Tho sum of d 530,000 has'beenn offered to tho University by Baron Bruno Schroder in the name of J. Henry Schroder and Co,, Leadenhall Sheet, London,, to found a , German ProfessorBliya at Canibridje, ;■
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 668, 19 November 1909, Page 3
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154Page 3 Advertisements Column 4 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 668, 19 November 1909, Page 3
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