fif I t P^ : ;",.MAKI|iG RECORDSi ' 'XigSXlhk ll ißlllk' V^ MORE REM 'NISCENCES AND APHORISMS IPJt l£^^M^^ : •• v°. F THE;IND,fIN ARMY. RETIRED,. :; , ' /Kill " a " C ° UrageM pMWs collai-. ~ ? t " ; When one's-younger, one doesn't .thiniceo-'moch' ' t'i- .v, ' 11S "i I'*1'*" 1 '"cat-spoile women. Met the liwHi. « s aadshe looked aa if.EheTCn , half-boiled nnd rougWried. The wise^vomentK ~ ~ . '^^^."/Tf^ SO out in hot weather. They sit at hoinewitha •':■■ - ■ •■• ,: "■•."■ : ' .-' "■"■: . ■ , : . . v^ ce !i,' keep up their spirits with Suratura ;>.'. • ... '~,. •.. I hate to see awoman crumpled." "uraiura. congenital idiote and women -il\' 'twX ? ™ spring fripperies quarrel with the including etop« 'six knots That' and tV r 15 in P%. weather. Weather's inevitable., was.in rty goodfdays Would" htfd £f^ lc | gob t bled, r"P-- «' Whafe.the good of squealing or ■ risk-it now mSWIHhte Wi«?w' Un * m * ,hed never squalling about it? Might failures." ■: Hate. , hag 101,, 8 nerve. .There oughts' ■■tay.upjt night to throw stones at V *U- t ' - ' *°£ e * Bto P- all Wllions ■ ,Mar a No: .I'jn irritated because .". •*. > t'- , * drinlS w°kSp n a ," Ste whichever way I turn I find some' *v nn u tin ''' TO i' • arinking huratura. It keeps 'em dashed-rioisy nincompoop or nid- fJs vl, I-v* ™° *™ oT* ff s^~ the game, derlin?innßtnffinf D i,r; o . ■'*" s i nouotlyknows: because wiee too dashed easy. When I; first ..should! befool enough t?quH' T* '""" f.^ I ■W^ , yonng^.and' , . Too .much ; dashed- talk ..about- twaddling tpmtita talk about feet, and at theeurmnit ehwioA '■ making records in the.se times. Of '. other teas being as good, my blood the ox iiito Nepa.il fr6m sS old, men talked less, and put up a= ■ b ?ile. Im a patient and tolerant disgust and weariness Feltnrettv long sight.better performances, man; but the twaddling tomtits, sorry nnd nienn- about -it Wr-' But men were more modeat when' the , twittering;- thingnmmiea. ..'. ■ wards; because the'poor beast ■ Iwas,a'cub. -Egad, Sir!' I haveV/Brr-rr-rr! ;; ;-v ■- ~ ,•_■; become' accustomed reason to remember the week ■■....-*■ , ; w,#',, ,-# ,■..-. •; '■. was no tod tame and affectionate i" \Vebbßwam the clmnnel, because, '■ V , v ' • : -.- ■...•,--.-.;.-..•:■» bad -a consider at that time I made a daredevil ' What was I talking about? Ah ';vtoeath-, like a.- field of clover' ; . wager with some planter., chaps. at yes-records.'. Lemine tell voii ' Talking about clover— ■' ■ '■ Galle.. Of course I had to see it that the trueiecord-breaker rarely ' ' ' ' , ■- throughj.'bnt it> was unfortunate, . advertiseshis performances. Some- ; '•' ' ' * : ' : ' ■* • ''.V.# v .■'■ •because there was a lot of-Service ■ times because haVmodest; gene- ■■What's" that 9 : -- ;! <j«-'. - . i , ' , ,'' wagered thatl would swim round ; waetliaWesperate limatic "hSv" MoiK^i^?^-"!': the.islandof Ceylon, without once : Ateerte ; rirKriniirrl^^-hnK-^ffl.ffl;"^' ;ft ",^ o °«^^ ; leaving the water. I.did it.v.Used wives Did' ,W < -nuit ■ g Iha ve..to pad two miles tovsnooze occasionally with my £J i .».„ Wh^ eu P° n there Jauntily (an down' thh Club mat £6ldni>l W,llku» Bunker/ that greatest living judge of S *£ sentiments are ever expressed tfhis imnjortal J'!? C^ ■ .•:■;.;..;,"Egad, ; Sir! .^■^v^ifttura-forii^'!*'^?' I ?!''.'
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Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 640, 18 October 1909, Page 5
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592Page 5 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 3, Issue 640, 18 October 1909, Page 5
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