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Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 618, 22 September 1909, Page 11

PILES,

(6IJEEi);'IFTEE-^ABS'OFf SUFFERING..: p'jSOOi? THAT DOAN'S OINntENT 'WILL . .i.;--;:'-''v ; ; cuke .piles...: , . '^'■ : ":■ Piles 'rarely Kill) but they: cause constant tortu-e.v'Th.s is-ospeoiallytnlo in the case .of those 1 who aro .over ,so slightly-constipated. Piles ban be quickly >'and permanently cured, without pain,'cutting,: or detention"from business ■'' This has' been< proved in thousands of 'oases of both sexes,'.and of Vail ages, and in the very'worst-as woll as.in ordinary:cases.- No one who'has not suffered-the torture, of itching painful, and bleeding piles can appreciate, for' , a- moment the.marvellous, sense of relief that , follow:! the use of Doan's Ointment. Go at: oncb, and-get a. pot • of.-.tkis • ointment,: it will end ; your;suffering,- .:,: -■■/.-. ,:?_ ; "Mr. Thomas J. Lumsden, .watchmaker, Gay Street,- Invercargill, l writes:— "V have Suffered for years with'itohing piles, and this complaint, is very hard to bear,- for not onlyis the-daV miserable,-but : the-nigats are sleepless. ■ I tried "a-number, of remedies without: success, when I. saw a.testimonial 1 from a young man who had suffered the' same as I : was:suffering, and was ou.red by Doan's 'Ointment. That day I bought a : 8s pot of your ointment. . Boforo finishing this'ono pot I.was cured. :I send you this on ray account, just to let other, sufferers know of my curb, for .which , 'I' will ever ibe '■ thankful. ,, / ■ Six years later Mr; Lumsden says:—"l have baetff'ree of theitprturo of itching piles, ever since Doan's Ointment cured me, six years ago. I caD now get rest and ease..: My lasting cure means agreat deal to mo. -r ;--„ ' \Vheri wo say that Doans Ointment will cure piles, we mean oxaotly what- we: say, and wo are ablo to make this emphatio statement backed up by suoh-evidence the above. Doan's ■ Ointment is sold by all, chemists and storekeepers at: 3s. per jpot, or will be posted on receipt of price by Foster-MWlan Co., 76 Pitt Street, Sydney. ,-, ntlk ; -■ '■ ,■: „. But, bi sure you got, DOAN'S..;. . ■'■ i 20

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