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Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 616, 20 September 1909, Page 8

"Acording to ■mis , paper,"' observed • Mr. Goodwin, "a man has lived a yoar on boor alono." Goodwin: "Any man who lives on boer ought to be compollod-tio livo aloho." Bessie: "Oil, Mabel! In in an awful dilemmS. - I've quarrelled with Harry, and he wants, me to iscrid his ring back. "Mabel: "That is too bad." Bossic: "lliat isn't tho point; I've forgotten wluqlik his ring."', ! Nod —"Honost, aro these jokes original with you?" Ted—"On niy honour— l wrote '6m all." ■.■■ Nod—"But why?" support my' family."' 'Ned—"But if your family is as old' as those Jokes, it must , be fully ablo to' Support itsolf." ' v ....'•■■■ Johnny—"That lady-bought mo a box of ohccolates." Mother—"l hope you -behaved ■nicely and thanked her." Jplinny—"Oh, yes, mother, I did. I told her ; I: wished Dad had married her." , r '•"."•' ■■■•■ '.'■■' Jinks—"That young lady ; may be a fine pian. ist, as you say, but there is"no warmth to her touch." Blinks—"l guess you did'nt hear her play the 1 Moonlight Symphony." Jinks—"No; but I *mceied ner bind,"■';■.'. ' '