: "Johnny,'.' said the mother of'a strenuous urchin, "how is it Willie Jones wins a prize at school and .you'never get oho?" "Huh " rejoined Johnny, "ho don't .win Bothin' hut ' good conduct prizes.. The. rest of us don't wans 'era." ■ i . Doctor—"lf your wife faints ngaiij just throw cold water ovor hor—nuite'cold■ .water, you understand—and then.' 1 ' Caller—"Aiid then you run for your life." ! For Chronic Cheat Complaints, ' Woods' Great PoDDormint Cnro. la fii. 2a.' nA
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Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 519, 28 May 1909, Page 3
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75Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 519, 28 May 1909, Page 3
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