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is' - : -L '■ ' "■ u- ■■ ls ' It is an age bf :prohibitions, and our cod " fied morality is purely negative; Whether, I s ' man wants to fly a'kite or 'to fish a streaii t0 to found a new religion, ; or .to shoot . so creditor; to. cat pork pie, .or to drir ji ß : absintheto-breathe through his mouth i 1,8 . to talk • through '-his \ nose—whatever it : b some grave moralist comes along and say "j- "You'mustn'tl";. In-the case,of;the utter , credulous, ; here is even restriction of 'tl periods proper to matrimony— 5e - : Advent marriage: doth, deny, . ;. :st . But Hilary, gives ;thee,'.- liberty; ; td- Septuagesima-says thee nay, lat . .-Eight-aays from.; Easter :6ays you may; by ■ Rogation bids theb to'.: contain^ ,l . But Trinity sets,you free.again.; . ik-'. It's very sad. : 1 You mustn't dri er. coffee, because it makes you'; jumpy; y musiin't' drink coooa, because' it makes y - fat; and you mustn't drink tea, because ias -plays liavOc : with your, nerves, and becaui to- and because, and because.' Happily'ther'o's rtl -way out. :If ybujwant.to-drink tea with pi 'er- feet; safety/'and .satisfaction,, you must dri: Suratural.
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Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 395, 2 January 1909, Page 11
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183YOU MUST NOTI Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 395, 2 January 1909, Page 11
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