A TERRIBLE REMEDY
;Vr.ri<nis have btt-n the remedies suggested' rJ"i.st']- whose ifi'g'ures hare lost their oiiti hi use another euphemism, whose' i less sylphlike than heretofore, ' siiroljv lias one been- advocated ■ ■ njjdii the.' sufferer- less self- • • '. i. ii.Hie sufferer's friends more • oiat - just discovered-.by a . iclio.declares that the cornet 'i.txHipoint •. 'aridyreduco . adipose .3 least common denominator. Now, • il deny that it is easier, cheaper, : • ... endurable oven to listen for an .] end. to a cornet solo of "The Lost Cbiir i ■ ''-than to drink waters whose flavour is that of ancient eggs, or to give up all tho meats and drinks ono's soul loveth, or, as has been recommended, to skip daily or turn somersaults. But it is safe to say that those within earshot of the "cure" would rather their friends and relations attained the proportions of Daniel Lambert than that they should try this remedy.
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Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 328, 15 October 1908, Page 3
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146A TERRIBLE REMEDY Dominion, Volume 2, Issue 328, 15 October 1908, Page 3
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