Interesting Love Letter.

Cromwell Argus, Volume V, Issue 248, 11 August 1874, Page 7

Interesting Love Letter.

My Dear E. :—By the relentless intervention of the invisible hand of Providence, I have been prevented from precipitating myself at your feet for the entire absolution of the collectaneous calumny which has been so slanderously conglomerated upon the qnblotted and unsophisticated face of my stainless reputation, and with which I havo been so maliciously circumvalloted, that I apprehend the most mountainous, collossal, hercnlanean difficulties in perfectly discarcerating myself from the criminous machination in which I have been so unmercifully immured, that I was fearfully apprehensive that I was most inextricably involved. But ah ! most superhuman fair one, I have been so unutterably bedazzled by the luminous emanation and snnlike effulgence of your charms, that notwithstanding the acrimonious criminations which have been superinduced upon my character, 1 am again induced to obtrude myself into your presence. Do not for a moment doubt the moveless stability and fathomless profundity of my love ; for the flammiferous monocular autocrat of day shall cease to irradiate the umbrageous recesses of the forest, the translucent queen of night shall cease to perambulate the diaphanous and stelliferous concavity of the cerulean heavens, the horizonous boabion of heaven's horrific artillery ;shall cease to bellow forth its terrific peals, the forky coruscation of heaven shall discontinue to blaze forth its sulphurous igneous fulgor from the ignivimous clouds, before my !pve shall be extinguished. Could the manifestations of the keenest remorse, or the exhibition of the most compunctious pangs of conscience, elevate me one millionth of an inch in your favour, I would immediately commence Pouring forth tears at such a lavish rate, That were the world, on fire they might drown The wrath of Heaven, and quench the mighty ruin. • J Ever your adoring Squiggs.