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Cromwell Argus, Volume V, Issue 235, 12 May 1874, Page 3

A hater of tobacco asked an old negro woman, the funics of v.'hosc pipe were annoyiug him, if she thought she was a Christian. " Yes, brudder, I spects T is." "Do you believe in the Bible ?" " Yes, brudder." '' Do you know that there is a passage in the Scriptures which declares that nothing unclean shad inherit the kingdom of heaven ?" " Yes, I've heard of it." '' Well, Chloe, you smoke, and you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven, because there's nothing so unclean as the breath of a smoker. What do you say to that ?" " Why, I speels to leave my breath behind me when I go to heaven." A " Southern editor'' is said to be willing to name bis first baby after the person who pays the largest subscription in advance. Holloway's Pills and OiKC/w^.—Dyspepsia, Jaundice.—These complaints are the result of a disordered liver, wh''ch secretes bile in quality or quantity incapable of digesting food. Digestion requires a free fb w of healthy bile, to promote which Holloway's Pills and Oiutmcnfc have long been famous, far eclipsing every other medicine. Food, irregularity of living, unwholesome climates, and other causes are constantly deranging the liver, but that important organ can, under all circumstances, soon be regulated and healthily adjusted by Holloway's 5 Pills and Ointment, which act directly upon its vital secretion. The Ointment rubbed on the skin penetrates straight to the liver, the blood and nerves of which it speedily rectifies. One tr?::\ is all that is needed : a <-..-,-; y,'" h(oi\ fol!ow.