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Cromwell Argus, Volume III, Issue 156, 15 October 1872, Page 3

Patent Medicines ALL CUIiEJ MADE EASY HOLLOWAY'S OINTMENT I Bad Leys, Ulcertt s Sores, Bad Breasts, and Old Wounds. i No description of wound, sore, or ulcer can re- | sist the healing properties of this excellent Ointment. The worst cases readily assume a healthy I appearance whenever this medicament is applied ; ! a sound flesh springs up from the bottom of the I wound, inflammation of the surrounding skin is j arrested, and a complete and permanent cure ' quickly follows the use of the Ointment. j Piles, Fistulas, and Internal Inflammation. These distressing and weakening diseases may I with certainty lie cured by the .sufferers themselves, if they will use Holloway's Ointment, and | closely attend to the printed instructions. It | should he well nibbed upon the neighbouring i parts, when all obnoxious matterwill be removed. j A poultice of bread and water may sometimes !be applied at bed-time with advantage; the most scrupulous cleanliness must he observed. If j those who read this paragraph will bring it under | the notice of such of their acquaintance whom it may concern, they will render a service whic" will never be forgotten, as a cure is certain. Rheumatism, Gout, and Neuralgia, Nothing has the power of reducing infiammaJ tion and subduing pain in these complaints in the j same degree as Holloway's cooling Ointment and purifying Pills. When used simultaneously, they (drive all inflammation and depravities from the j system, subdue and remove all enlargement of the j joints, and leave the sinews and muscles lax and I uncontracte 1. A cure may always he effected | even under the w. rst circumstances, if the use ; of these medicines be persevered in. ; Eruptions, Scald Head, Ringworm, and other Hcin Diseases. After fomentation with warm water, the utmost relief and speediest cure can be readily obt lined of all complaints affecting the skin and 1 joints, by the simultaneous use of the Ointment ! and Pills, but it ninct be remembered that alI most all skin dise-ises indicate depravity of the ! bio ul and derangement of the liver and stomach ; ! consequently, in many cases, time is required to | purify the blood, which will be effected by a juI dicious use of the Pills. The general health will I ivadily be improved, although the eruption may | lie driven out more freely than before ; and this ; should lie promoted. Perseverance is necessary. I Sore Throats, Diptheria, Quinsey, Mumps, and all other Derangements of the Throat. ! On the appearance of any of these maladies, the j Ointment should be well rubbed, fit least thrice j a day, upon the neck and upper part of the chest, I so as to penetrate to the glands, as salt is forced j into meat. This course will tt once remove inI flammation and ulceration. The worst cases I will yield to this treatment if the printed clirecl tions be followed. j Scojula, or King's Evil, and Swelling of the Glands. This class of cases maybe cured by TTolloway's ; purifying Pills and Ointment, .is their double aci tion of purifying the blood and strengthening the | system renders them more suitable than any i other remedy for all complaints of a scrofulous \ nature. As the blood is impure, the liver, sto- | mach, and bowels, being much deranged, requires ! purifying medicine to bring about a cure. ! Both Ointment and Pills should he used in the following Disorders: J Bad Legs j Bad Breasts I Burns I Bunions ! Bite of Mosquitoe: and Sandflies I Coco-bay i Chiego-foot j Chilblains ! Fistulas | Gout ! Glandular Swellings | Lumbago j Piles i Rheumatism There is a considcra Scalds Sore Nipples Sore Throats Skin Diseases Scurvy Sore Heads Tumours Ulcers Wounds and Yaws Cancers Contracted and Stiff Joints Elephantiasis Chapped Hands Corns (soft) There is a considerable saving by taking the larger sizes. N.B.—Directions for the guidance of patients in every disorder are affixed to ench box, and can be had in any language—even in Chinese. Josh Billings gives the following advice to | y mug doctors : —Hire an offiss on the main st 'O'A of the village, and stay in the offiss. When you do go out alwns go on the jump. ! D m't never tilk much on any subjeck, but I alwus look kussid mysterious. Seldom go tew church, but alv. us leave before the church duz. Charge everybody like thunder and iitening. If you pholler these rules clussly and don't suekceed, you ran come to the conclushun that the doktrine buziness ain't so good as it waz last year. The hot springs of Taupo are attracting much attention in Australia at the present time. We hear ihat one gentleman has been delivering a sories of lectures upon the virtues of the hot hiths, r.nl that an American sprcula+nr in Melb;u ne offers to freight invalids to Taupoand bick, much on the same principle, we presume, as that by which the "Innocents" from New York visited Europe an 1 the Holy Land. Why is a Judge's nose like the middle of the earth ? Beciuse it's the sconter of gravity. Wh" '"•as Bhckstone like an Irish vegetable ? Rociuse he W3S a common tatur.