Inflamation Vanted.

Cromwell Argus, Volume II, Issue 102, 24 October 1871, Page 6

Inflamation Vanted.

A I.irn.K ADVICE IV AN" ORICSFNAL STYLE. This is {.lie stylo in which a Teuton tobacconist iu Cincinnati entreats tin public to patronise his establishment : Of you bleise, nn 1 you blaindy dime, und doua got cay doubt aboud id, un.l oferyou dond got aorna joakoptioria too, I vant to found rne out win v.vi dor raison you eferybody dond corned und sso aboud me. Dot aind some lofe, I dond

like that pooty veil. I vas oxdonishod, pooty gwiok I got mat, und I kick you ub mit von hancy our dya ou.l. Oxcoose ma und I told you aboud dot. Mine name vas looking so preddy like a ret va-jgon on der left hand shudder, der door ofor unrl shbeaka like dot : Charles Gorsuch py 11-1 West Fourth shtreet, riugdail tealer in in der pest schew tabac, und smhoke-vreed goots m koondry oud. Und dot shbeoks der brooth oud on aokound of der olb attcrb vhich sc id. " Mine shilds, dots bessor vhen you told on mo eine tausand lies as cud mine voods ub one abble dreesi mine garten dovm." Dots so. Ivaayoost eoorned pcrfrout of der peebles pooblick mit a shtockin shuekful of der ontsite in, mit bully goots py der tabac line. Dook olt dime py der oiiisitc in pcforeloek (or dor vaterspout, it makes noting titYorencoo), und corned on mine house und dook a shmnli try of mine goot3. Eferypoddy got shooted mit em, no matter vat dhey come now- all dor vhilo pak. You liefer dond got der plue plccks (as, Carl Pretzel says) und got sick of your hedt ven you shmoke mine tabac shtieks. Share tin:;, clem habby hours go hedt pack life or tree lonely muioots, ven you on mine house. Dond forget id ; reckermemper dot yot got more bleasurea mit a dwo tollar greeribsx note in dor dwo dimes National Pank of your pocket dhorein, shmokin mine tabac as you found you out iu dree tays sickness by some odder blace else. All der flhamin shpirids of dor Liddorary, Moosickal, ShkiondiSckal, und Bolidical vorldt hafe peen indo demselfs a leedle dimes, and all ahpoak mit von ackordeon do mine cigars und tabac vas der pest in Zinzinnati Amcriki, Oheeo.