Mixing Things.
Two items iti a country paper, 'one; describing the presentation' df a gold 'headed pane to the ; < -Kevl ■E>r.' , Mudg6« the Other, describing a^; patent pig kiiling* and sausage maclune; got 'as badly mixed in rriakirig up, sis . if they 'had been run through the machinery thusly ! ' -7-" Several "of ;"the ' Rev: 'Dr. MudgeV friends callfed'upon' Mm yesterday; and after a bri6f 'conversation 'the^urisusrpecting pig7wasseized by thehiridiegs, and slid along theJ beam until he reached - the' hot water tank.. His ' friends; ; ex-- 1 plained the object of their" visit,' ;and presented hini'WitKa' 'very 'handsome : gold-headed' butcher, wub grabbed 1 hint by the.'tail^ 's*'ungliinat*i-bu r tid, ciirj his' throat irdmi.da'r'/to/eavatfd^ih les&thair 'a minut'e Aiiie c&rcasg was -iri the* water. ' i'here^upon .he' 'cauie forward^ and-' said, there 'Were; times reelings' ; oyferjjdwered b'ne,;'ari!d ( fbr thatreasori' 1 he; |'wptdd; hot atTJenrpt' to .blb'^mbre 'thW thknk^thiqse ar^uri'd him-fof the^riiannerJ irl'.wllicti such $1 hpge* animal ' Was' 1 ■ lnta^fraghients' was simply ustohishirig. < The, dpCtbr concluded .'tils remarks. wHeh ,( 'the'madain^ * ti^"e7^7 ! tlit&n > it takes i;6"'write t: it;th'e pig' was cut; in to rragirierits - ah'd' Worked jup.'iritb delicious^s^usag r es J .j; ; The bc'casidir wiU'lqng ire'rem^ 'irienH^ as. one :^tHh f e'*mdst of • : theiV^ives^ ; _ A'^A^^'- -^^ Cii - V ' • "'''"
• 'Writing:, acsketch: pf his. life, an Jrish- : man says thatibel early ran; away : fropa - his T fathers because ,, he7^discovered that; ihe .was. .only his uncle* r v ■ : : -; ... '•„ ■ ( *-:!:.' . fAt la: sooial Iparty-heldiat Manchester,; ' an accomplishediperfortmerdri the7pianp, 'played k selection .oi -Scotish a'ii"s^-qne ( ibeirigh^The; Wee -Pocked' ..tatfaqsj-t-' which" : so. i delighted one of jthe-: ladies] !• present that . she j inquired |the ; »ame ! of . ■'■the -tunehiwhich) wasjtoid -Jier^vAiie w Lt days^la-^rwardsiirinquiries.rwpreimade Jat ithe imusicr ishop for a • pieciej p.f r.imu^ic; a called:^ Alismalli bagful -of pots(toes,f \ .
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Clutha Leader, Volume I, Issue I, 1 October 1874, Page 3
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283Mixing Things. Clutha Leader, Volume I, Issue I, 1 October 1874, Page 3
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