"^HE Scotsman's wife had strong . views on the subject of strong drink. One nigfit' her husband came home late and badly fuddled. He managed to get i'nside the house without yiaking her, and on Teaching his bedroom he got down on his hands and knees and started to crawl along the floor. But luck was against him; his" wife awoke. In the darknegs, mistaking the moving ojjject for the dog, she said, Come in, Jg,ck! Good dog " "Whpreupon," said the husband next day, recountihg the eveht to a friend, "I had the fare'intelligence to lick her hand." KREMELTA the vegetable gooking fat (Replaces toutter for cooking purp'oses) 1/7 Per Pound OBTAINABLE FRQM NYBERG & REGAN LTD. The Grocers of Queen St. FOR THAT PERSONAL SERVICE, 'PHONE366 SWAN MO'TORS thqnes 67 3 s & 134r SPEGIAL BIJSES. AVAILABLE FOR ALL QCCASIONS Sports Clubs, Lodges, Picnic Partle^, Etc.," gspecially catered for. fOotballehs; hockey and 6aSketBall plaYerp PLAN FOR GENlNE VALUE — in — YOUR FUTURE HOME! prlng along your plan and let us discuss" it with' youl Or better stlll 1'e-t us prepare plans and speciflcations to' suit your own speclal requirements. We plan for value and distiriction. All kinds of building undertaken. AVERY & HANNAH BIHLDJeRS. Box 94r Lcvi
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Chronicle (Levin), 31 March 1949, Page 3
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