Udderly joking
What happened at the badly organised milking contest? There was udder chaos. What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells. What was Noah’s profession? He was an Ark-itect.
Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.
What’s brown, has four feet, a hump, and is found in Alaska? A lost camel.
What happened to the man who jumped off a bridge in Paris?
He went in Seine. What’s round and badtempered? A vicious circle.
What is the opposite of minimum? Minidad. What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots. What did the carpet say to the floor?
Don’t move, I’ve got you covered. What’s green and holds up stage coaches? Dick Gherkin.
Where do you get satisfaction from? A satisfactory. What’s yellow and goes round and round?
A banana in a washing machine.
What language do they speak in Cuba? Cubic. What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-do? Cock-a-doodle-don’t.
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Press, 28 January 1986, Page 14
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163Udderly joking Press, 28 January 1986, Page 14
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