The HAPPY VILLAGE

Press, Volume LXXIV, Issue 22515, 24 September 1938, Page 7 (Supplement)

The HAPPY VILLAGE

Paste the bungalow AND INN UPON CARDBOARD PRESS ANP CUT OPT THEN PAINT WITH THIN WATER-COLOURS. A GREEN HOUSE WITH YELLOW THATCH WILL LOOK. GAY. MAKE THE CHIMNEY RED, POOR YELLOW, THE INN MAY BE* OF TAN WITH REP DOORS CHIMNEYS •GLASS IN WINDOWS PED A

Pat: We have a hen which can lay an egg 6in long. Bobby: We can beat that. Pat: How? ,' Bobby; With an egg-beater. —MARGARET CALDER.

Why do cats with very bushy tails jump over walls? Because they can’t jump through them. When you buy two-penny worth of nails, what do you generally want them for? , Two pence.

Fannfer:_ Ah, ‘this is a • ruinous hlgh° n my corn 'is only lin hieigliljour: That’s nothing. ‘Hie sparrows have to kneel to eat mine. . —ETI-EEN - D'ERBTDGE.

“What’s the scatter, - Jenkens?” snapped a shoe shop manager. “Can’t you serve this customer!” ‘ "No, sir.” replied -the. assistant, ‘‘he- is trying to find two shoes which squeak im the same-key." .• —Beverley Amyda--

What is lighter than a .feather, yet l ' you - cannot hold 'it for ,'flva" minutes? Your- breathl

"What is. as high as a hous* and lighter tbas a feather.? £ A shadow.

Wbat is the worst weather for mice and rats? • When its raining cats and dogs, of course! —Pearl Wall.

What is the best thing to do when t you don’t feel well? Buy a bottle of ink, because U will make you "write” again- ‘ Why is a camel hard to get oa - with? Because he always has. his back u * •' -,-vl .■