The Pessimist. —Mrs Higgins was an incurable grumbler. But at last tho vicar thought he had found something about which she could make no pomplaint tho old lady's crop of potatoes was certainly the finest for miles around. "Ah, for once you mnst be well pleased," he said, with a beaming smile, as he met her in the village street. "Everyone's . saying how splendid your potatoes are this year.'' The old lady glared at him as sho answered: "They're not so poor. But whore's the bad ones for the pigß?"
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Press, Volume LIV, Issue 16161, 15 March 1918, Page 5
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97Page 5 Advertisements Column 2 Press, Volume LIV, Issue 16161, 15 March 1918, Page 5
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