A Husband Is . . .
A husband is a man who:— (1) Has no views of his own. (2) Has no money of his own. (3) Has no secrets of his own. (4) Has no will of his own. (5) Often has no bedrom of his own. (6) Certainly has no c'garettes, handkerchiefs, or toothpaste of his own. Nevertheless, he is usually the man who—(a) Proposes marriage. (b) If refused, proposes again. (c) And again, and again (d) Pays for the wedding. (e) Puts the dog out. (f) Pays the rent. (g) Puts the cat out. (h) Pays for his daughter’s wedding. (i) Puts his mother-in-law out. (j) Pays for his own funeral. -
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 15, Issue 64, 3 July 1950, Page 4
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111A Husband Is . . . Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 15, Issue 64, 3 July 1950, Page 4
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