Elbow Jolts
.... By Left Hand Corner “Chile sends relief to Antarctic base.”—Daily paper headline. Fellow feeling, no doubt? XXX Nine inches of rain fell in Sydney in three days. And now there’s nothing Whakatane’s got that they haven’t got too. X X X “New lipstick defies dish washing machine,” —daily newspaper. And who the devil wants to make love to a dish-washing machine? XXX “Israel desires no conflict with the United Kingdom . . . Letter to Security Council. So she shoots down a few British planes, kills and injures some British servicemen. If this is all in fun, why play so rough? XXX The ghost of a nurse with a knife in her hand was seen by three girls in the guinea pig house of the Nottingham Public Health Laboratory. Well, well .... A wandering spectre at Nottingham Met three frightened females, and spotting ’em, Remarked with a smile, “You’re safe for a while; Whilst I’m knifing these guineas and potting ’em.”"
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 13, Issue 41, 14 January 1949, Page 4
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159Elbow Jolts Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 13, Issue 41, 14 January 1949, Page 4
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