JOKES
"I hear you've been quarrelling with Tommy," said a mother to her nine year old son. The youngster tried to excuse himself. he hit me so I hit him baclc." "Well, don't you think you had better make friends again in ease anything happens to him in the night?" "All right ? mother but if nothing happens during the night he'd better look out in 'the morning." j m • * • The lodger was some months in Arrears with his rent. Landlord: 1 don't want to be hard —T will help you out by forgetting lalf your debt. Lodger: I am not going to be belind in generosity—l will forget he dther half.
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 30, Issue 9, 7 December 1945, Page 6
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111JOKES Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 30, Issue 9, 7 December 1945, Page 6
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