LAST WEEK'S COMPETITION
Well done sailors. I received a whole host of jokes tliat kept me chuckling for several hours. This week the tickets go to — Charlie Peters Valimai Griffith Judy Radcliffe Congratulations. Call antl collect your tickets from the Beacon Office. Below are printed two of the best ones I received. Those Lawyers Again Client: "My next cloor neighbour has built a high fence near my drawing room window thus darkening the room. I'm sure he's done it out of spite. What can I do?" Lawyer (glancing up from papers): "Light the gas. Six and eight > please." ' If one is asked to be literal he can scarce 1 be too conscientiously so ? especially in a court of law. "You said you drove a milk cart didn't you?" "No, sir, I didn't." "Don't you drive a milk cart?" "No sir." 9 then, Avhat do 3 r ou do, sir?" "I drive a hoss." , J
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 9, Issue 28, 30 November 1945, Page 6
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154LAST WEEK'S COMPETITION Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 9, Issue 28, 30 November 1945, Page 6
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