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« What legs cannot walk"?— Table legs. When are worn on stronger than men?— When they carry ladders in their stockings. What is it that the cleverest persons overlook?— Their nose. Why is a rabbit's nose always shin-ing?'-—Because its puff js at the other end, What tree never grows?—A panti'y (pan-tree). What did the carpet say to the floor?—l've got you covered. What is the difference between an angler and a dunce?— One baits liis hook and the other hates his. book. •KWliy are the North and South 1 Poles unlike?— Because there is a world of difference between tfrcm. Beverley Murray. (Three points for these Beverley. Well done. P.T.W.)
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 9, Issue 24, 16 November 1945, Page 6
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110RIDDLES Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 9, Issue 24, 16 November 1945, Page 6
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