LAST WEEK'S COMPETITION

Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 8, Issue 33, 15 December 1944, Page 6

LAST WEEK'S COMPETITION

REAL HUMOUR Well now the jokes I received for last week's competition were a splendid collection. I spent a very jolly evening by the. fire reading the entries, but split my tops'ls ? I didn't half have a job when it came to sorting out the winning ones. 1 wanted to give you all tickets but I'm afraid if I did that the theatre. ? manager would keel over. Anywav I have sorted out five of the best and awarded tickets to them. This week's prizes go to Joan Ducker Barbara Brown Valmai Griffith Pat Winters Lois Jensen. The jokes are printed below. I will print all the other jokes that were, sent in to me at a later date. P.T.W. He Tested It Joan Ducker: Bob: How did you burn your finger Be,rt. Bert: In the water. Bob: Why didn't you feel it first. Bert: That's what I did. Spreading Barbara Brown: A small boy was sent to a doctor Avith a note that read thus: "Please will you do something to Johnny's face? He's had it a long time and its spreading." Her Ruddfr Valmai Griffith: A sailor was once working for a daiiy farmer. The farmer told the sailor to wash the. cow's uddcr ( but was surprised a few minutes later to see him busily washing the cow's tail. "What the — are 3"ou doing!" said the farmer. "Well" said th*; 3 in a very grieved tone "you told me to wash her rudder." On the Bencji Pat Winters: Judge (in, the dentist's chair): "Do you swear you will pull the tooth f the whole tooth, and nothijig but the tooth." Hori and the Goat Lois. Jensen: Hori went over to Whale Island and brought back a goat. On his way home he met a pakeha friend who enquired where was# he guing to keep it. "Oh in te kitchen'" replied Hori. "But what about the smell?" said the. pakeha. "Py said Hori ; "he soon get used to dat."