TOO OPEN
A man had invited a business acquaintance to play a round ol' golf with him. The guest, a very pompous individual, was also a poor player, and hacked up the turf with each stroke. After he had carried away an unusually generous portion with his iron, lie turned to his host and said: "Yon know; I don't care particularly for the game, but 1 like the glorious open country hereabouts." Ah, quite," replied the other, as he surveyed that scarred ground, "but do you mind closing up the open country as we go along?"
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 7, Issue 19, 29 October 1943, Page 3
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96TOO OPEN Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 7, Issue 19, 29 October 1943, Page 3
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