HIS CHIEF COMPLAINT
Said the smart iiltle waitress, slipping up beside the customer: "I've got devilled ikidneys, calves' brains, pigs' J'eet., chicken livers, anil—" "Forget it," growled the diner. "I've got a headache, eczema,, falling arches... corns, a bunion, three warts, and an empty stomach.. Tell your troubles to someone else, ant] bring me some, ham and. eggs."
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 06, Issue 100, 20 August 1943, Page 2
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58HIS CHIEF COMPLAINT Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 06, Issue 100, 20 August 1943, Page 2
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