JOKE CORNER
"How many fish have you -caught. Wiggy?" "Oh. 1 couldn't count them!" "But you haven't caught any yet. 7 ' "No., that's why I couldn't count them." « ■ a • •'What have, you done to-day?" "Oh nothing." "But how do you 'know when you've finished?" '> • "Please I want a penny worth of mixed nuts, but don't put. in more than two cocoanuts, because teacher might see them sticking out of my pockets."
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 6, Issue 94, 30 July 1943, Page 6
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71JOKE CORNER Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 6, Issue 94, 30 July 1943, Page 6
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