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Why does time fly—Because so many people try to kill it.. When rain falls on the bank of England,, why is it like a feast?— is a bank-wet (banquet). When has a man always to keep his word?— When no one will take it. What is the difference between one yard and two yards?—A fence. Which is the oldest, wine you get? <—The Elder wine. If a soldier and a sailor were locked in a car which would get out first?— The. soldier, because he has the ikhaki (car key). What is it .you look for, but glad : when you can't find it?—A hole in your stocking. Why has Hitler not got a beard? —Because he has had too many close shaves.
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 6, Issue 57, 19 March 1943, Page 6
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124RIDDLE POT Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 6, Issue 57, 19 March 1943, Page 6
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