FROM MY STORE ROOM
What is the difference between an oak tree and a light boot? —One makes acorns and the other makes corns ache. What is it that works Avhen it plaj/s, and plays when it works?- —- A fountain. What is that which is lighter than a feather and yet you cannot hold? —Your breath. Why is a horse a curious feeder? ■ —Because it feeds best when it hasn't a bit in its mouth. When should a lunatic lie kept in the garden?— When he's a little .dazey (daisy). What trade is the sun?—A tanner. Spell "blind pig" in two letters? —PG, a pig without an I. When is soup likely ot run out of the saucepan?— When there is a leak in it. /
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 5, Issue 3, 11 September 1942, Page 6
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125FROM MY STORE ROOM Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 5, Issue 3, 11 September 1942, Page 6
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