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Ginge was staggering along the footpath when he was stopped by an M.P. "Pull yourself together," the M.P. told the lad. "You're drunk." "How do you know it's: me that's drunk?" asked Ginge. "I can see you, can't I?" replied the M.P. "Have you ever seen me before?" asked Ginge. "Not that I know of," said the M.P. "Then how you can be sure it's me that's drunk?" asked Ginge; "It may be some other bloke altogether."
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 05, Issue 81, 22 July 1942, Page 2
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