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Obviously Teacher: What do you think Cromwell would be doing if lie were alive to-day? . Pupil: Drawing the Social Security pension, miss. Can Be Proved Teacher:, Name a poisonous substance. Pupil: Aviation. Teacher: Explain yourself. Pupil: One drop will kill. The Definition Teacher: Frank, what is a cannibal? Frank: Don't know, mum. Teacher: Well, if you ate your lather and mother, what would you be? Frank: &n orphan, mum.
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 05, Issue 79, 17 July 1942, Page 6
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71CRAZY CORNER Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 05, Issue 79, 17 July 1942, Page 6
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