WISE ONES
(Sent in by Maureen Dines) Question: Twenty white horses on o red hill .here they go there they go now they stand What arc they? Answer: Your teeth. Question: I went to the woods ami &'ot it.j I ssit down ami looked at it, The more J; locked ;it it the less I liked it, and 1 brought it home hocanse I couldn't help it. What was >t? Answer: A thorn.
Question: What goes in dry comes out wet —the longer it stands the stronger it gets? Answer: A teapot oi , tea. Quesion: You go in one hole and come out three holes, and when you arc out three holes you arc properly in. Answer-: Putting on a shirt.
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 05, Issue 73, 3 July 1942, Page 6
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121WISE ONES Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 05, Issue 73, 3 July 1942, Page 6
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