A JOKE
(Sent in by Rangi Diddle) Uncle put 336 in a row and asked Sammy and Squeakie what they! made Avhen put together. "I know. They make 89," sakl "Norn sense,'" cried uncle. "How can 3 and 3 and 6' make 89?" "•! will soon show 3 r ou," said Sammy. And he picked up two of the figures. Sammy turned one 3 round, and put it against the other 3 and that made an 8. Then he turned the 6 upside down. "There you are, uncle," he cried. "They make 89! a ' Riddles Why are blankets like railway trains?— Because they go over sleepers. X 'Which burns longer, a match or a indie?— Neither; they both burn shorter.
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Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 05, Issue 70, 26 June 1942, Page 6
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119A JOKE Bay of Plenty Beacon, Volume 05, Issue 70, 26 June 1942, Page 6
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